… that I need a time machine for because I have to play them NOW.
One day I was reminiscing about how I missed good, strategic shooting games, searched the inter-web and stumbled upon the latest Ghost Recon: Future Soldier. Thinking to my self “Wow I remember that being an amazing game in the day I think I’ll pre-order it…” I was very Wrong!
All you budding James Cameron, Steven Spielberg and Ron Jeremy wannabes hark! The dawn of a new film ERA is upon us! You don’t need a huge, multimillion dollar animation studio with a hot secretary to make great movies any longer! With Valve’s revolutionary new SOURCE FILMAKER you too can make GAME-PRON GENIUS!
Being the wannabe, Hcore PC nerd that I am, I like to have a fairly functional, mid to high-end performance PC that is non-gimmicky and just works, so when I heard that Windows 8 used the same interface as the Windows phone, I was less than excited. Since then I’ve installed the Win8 consumer preview […]
You don’t see what I did there do you! I halved 3! Get it? HALF Life 3? Us wasders know what’s up! Anyway… there’s some speculation that these random pieces of art from this facebook page are somehow associated to the very hush hush upcoming Half life episode that is probably not even under development… […]
JUST WISHING EVERYONE A WONDERFUL AND FANTASTIC INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. OBVIOUSLY CAPS IS ALWAYS ON WHEN I AM TALKING TO NOOBS, WHICH IS ALL THE FRACKING TIME. SINCE THIS DAY ONLY OCCURS ONCE TWICE PER YEAR AND IS INTERNATIONAL EVEN THE NOOBS FAR ACROSS THE POND HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT GET THEIR POINT […]
So after all the hype about the extended cuts being released to appease the angry nerds like me, it’s still unclear as to what really happened to Shepard post-ME3.
Ever had to take a break from a game because it felt more like a job than a good time? Had to stop playing because you’d rather take a dump so painfully, grotesquely large that it had no business being anywhere near an elephant’s, let alone your poor rectum? You’re not alone. Tasks in many […]
Since the enormous letdown of Mass Effect 3 earlier this year, the Sci-Fi portion of my gaming-being, left adrift & stranded in dark space, has been desperately searching for somewhere to call home.. Someplace where gamedev’s heads aren’t so far up EA executive’s opposite ends, that they can still make a respectable, futuristicly-themed game.
Unspankable’s response to Magicka nowadays is ’I’m never playing that f***cking game again’, followed by ‘f*** that’ When I insist. I don’t know what changed in him. Once upon a time, up to four wasders would frolic through meadows, cheerily electrocuting each other… So the new DLC, entitled ’The Other Side Of The Coin’ is unlikely to be played much here at […]